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BACKSPACE BACKSPACE BACKSPACE

04:21 Aug 31 2013
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It was the kind of week at work where I had to proof-read each email I composed before I sent it -- to make sure I wasn't swearing to clients or co-workers.



Dear valued client, attached you will find your fucking PR plan, your damned media charts, and your shitty revised (v.17) quarterly projections.



Please call with any questions, and kindly go fuck yourselves, repeatedly and forever.




Backspace... backspace... backspace... backspace...



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Raspberry
Raspberry
05:15 Aug 31 2013

*snicker*

I doubt they'd be a valued client after receiving a message like that. :p





dabbler
dabbler
22:45 Sep 10 2013

I think perhaps a company could see the intended hilarity involved personally. I mean what other way to personalize, and "Pop" those saccharine messages.





Nedra
Nedra
13:25 Sep 14 2013

HOLY CRAP!!! I had the EXACT same week!



So much so that the VP of my department actually told my boss that he "wanted tickets" to the conversation that I was going to have with the head of the "we are in the center of finance so we know better than you" moron that I have REPEATEDLY proven wrong and NOW will FINALLY meet with me





sahahria
sahahria
22:56 Sep 15 2013

What's better? IF you accidentally send the email, and they LOVE it.



Then you know the client will follow you for life.





Theban
Theban
18:17 Oct 02 2013

Lol Fucking never stop sending messages like that to me, you Twat!









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